Regular Horses
Jovial Merryment
The dominant champion, nicknamed the 'GOAT' by fans. Known for explosive speed and consistent victories. Often portrayed as a charismatic, heroic figure in fanworks, with memes joking about steroid use.
Superstitional Realism
A mystic horse with a dedicated fanbase, famous for its 'yuri' subplot with Cyan after defeating it in a 1v1 race on April 19. Depicted as resilient and enigmatic.
Bullet'n Board
A strategic and consistent racer, considered an underrated rival to Jovial Merryment. Fans call it the 'GOAT' for its reliability and calm demeanor, often seen as a loyal team player.
Door Knob
A steady performer with reliable racing. Fans see it as dependable, often finishing in the top ranks but overshadowed by flashier horses.
Downtown Skybox
Known for consistent mid-pack finishes and occasional breakouts. Portrayed as an urban, gritty racer in fan narratives.
Comely Material Morning
A surprise winner on Map 4, loved for its playful vibe. Fans depict it as energetic, with memes about its love for apples after a race prize change.
Resolute Mind Afternoon
A determined racer with a single win, known for never giving up. Has a small but passionate fanbase.
Cyan
The beloved underdog, often called 'Cyan.' Its solo win on Map 6 sparked 'redemption arc' theories. Central to the 'yuri' ship with Superstitional Realism.
Yellow
Energetic but erratic, often stuck in traps. Fans portray it as enthusiastic but reckless, with a romantic subplot with Jovial Merryment after getting stuck together.
Mysterious Evening
An enigmatic racer with a single win. Fans depict it as mysterious, with a small but dedicated following and growing popularity.
Nightmare Horses
Garbage Bin
Leader of the Nightmare Horses, won the final race (e1m6t3). Seen as a chaotic, unstoppable force, possibly linked to Cyan in fan theories.
A Mysterious Figure
A distorted counterpart to Cyan, faced Superstitional Realism in a crossover race. Fans speculate it represents Cyan's 'dark side.'
Nighttime Knifemare
A menacing version of Jovial Merryment. Fans see it as a twisted reflection of the champion.
Shadowed Dusk
The least discussed Nightmare Horse, linked to Mysterious Evening in fan theories, with a ghostly presence.